"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind."

~John F. Kennedy, 1961

Sunday, July 23, 2006

BLOWOUT!


Now I dont know about you but that looks a little painful....

Here's a description of this gentelmens unfortunate day....






The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."

He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".

To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.

Now thats a pretty horrible accident.

I figured I would give you all something less political to discuss...THERE BOGDAN!

But still.....FUCK GEORGE BUSH!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my God! Where the hell do you get this stuff. That is the most discusting thing I have ever seen. I can guarantee you that the guy in that photo can tell you exactly how it feels to give birth. He will possibly go in the Guines Book of Records.

Paul said...

LOOL- There are way more nastier things to come.
stay tuned!